soooo i'm at college and it's pretty kick ass

:)

HAHA i'm in LA look at that

next stop, chris pine

 i don't know how or where i'm going to get the money but i'm definitely going to Los Angeles in two weeks.

because why the fuck not? 

Tonight I am going to a Yankee Swap with my older group of friends, but 'older' does not at all constitute maturity.

My best friend came randomly over to nab me for a Walmart trip, with a swap gift in mind. At the doors, we separated.

Our limit was $10, and this is the tally of what I grabbed:

-One (1) travel size bottle of baby oil
-One (1) pack of ( Read more... )

ARRR, YE SHIVER ME TIMBERS.

Scribble on me parchment wif yer favorite poirate seduction phrases, me fair mateys. It be National Talk Like A Pirate day (or if ye already be a poirate, like meself, it be National Be Ye-self Day)!

Arr, I be waitin' with excoitment in me crow's nest.